Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Dear Spice

Dear Spice Committee,

I am going to keep this short and sweet! It has come to my attention that your band is refusing people to play with you due to their bra size . It was believed that one potential masquerader sporting a 44DDD,was turned down because your band appearantly does not produce that size, you would not even let the potential masquerader give your band a bra to decorate for her along with additional payment. As you are a new band, we as your current and potential masqueraders would expect to see certain hiccups along the way, but certainly not any of this calibre .

In most bands if not all; they accommodate the plus size women, allowing them to bring in their own bras or supplying bras of their size or alternative options like corsets to suit their size. In your case you've taken this stupid approach being completely ignorant towards these well endowed females. The case stated above has not been the only case I've heard of, another female, not as well endowed as the other, a simple 36C was told she couldn't get a Scotch Bonnet Frontline costume via on-line registration and was registered via telephone and payments made through Western Union.

Many persons (including myself) were routing for you as a new band and had great expectations of your band, you began with excellent customer service. What happened? I would be grateful to see you reply to this email and clear the air, because the mere fact that bra sizes on frontline costumes only range in 32,34 and 36B is not helping your case either.

Patiently awaiting your reply,
Regards,
Disturbed masquerader

2 comments:

ONLY IF IT SPARKLES said...

WOW.
SPICE only represent for the itty bitty committee?

Yobachi said...

I would never turn down a 44DD woman for any reason.

Okay, that's not quite true, but...

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